Finnish to English anyone?

[JAYDAWG]

Watertender,
No, not looking to "finnish" Chuck. I know he married up, like I did, so it wern't gonna happen !
I checked out the link Chuck posted on the Tucker Telephone. YIKES! That would calm a guy right down...
I'm more curious as to how you knew about it!??!

JAY

[Watertender]

Jay how do you think I get guys to agree to such good trades as I offer them? A couple of good cranks on the ringer on the dingaling makes a Moon Pie & RC Cola sound like manna from Heaven. I bet I could get a mint Red Eagle for 6 cranks & a stick of Wrigleys Spearmint!!

Seriously I worked for many years in a Maximum Security Prison.... We didn't have that particular device but knew of it. I was messing with Chuck because he is in Arkansas where Cummins & Tucker Prison Farms are located.

[ruger]

Group,

I have an article written about Chief AJ from an obscure Finnish magazine. Based on what I can tell it is a re-telling of the world record shoot and some other information about John. This is random, I know, but can anyone here read and translate Finnish into English? I can figure out how to insert their characters for individual word translation, however, doing this for a five-page article is extremely tedious. Also, because I do not understand their sentence structure it doesn't really make sense. I can get an idea of what's being said but it would help me tremendously if someone could just read the thing! Worth a shot.

Thanks

Maybe if you send it to me I can try, I work with people from all over the world and probably every language, interesting behaviors, and bad body smells

[Rugerologist]

Ruger, thank you so much! Still laughing about the strange smells. I'll scan it in and submit here as a photo attachment. If you still need an email, please PM me with that info. Looking forward to seeing what you are able to come up with!

[Rugerologist]

Second set

[Watertender]

When we go shopping my wife calls those smells "International Odor Day"..... Hygiene in some cultures is not the same.... Or as one of my mentors "Roof" used to call it.... Stankazz!